- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Knock, knock -The door's open.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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