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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

It smells like triangles in here.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

whats brown and sticky? shit

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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