Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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