What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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My parents have an open marriage.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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The dewey decimal system

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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