What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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I told you it would happen

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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The dewey decimal system

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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i love to lick...

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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