Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

what happens every day? People die

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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