Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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