Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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