womens rights

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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my mind's eye?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Dislike this.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Anti Joke

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