Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Knock knock --Come in.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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A man... walks.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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