The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

once upon a time, it snowed

I am a joke. I am funny.

You have cancer

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

womens rights

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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