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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Woman's Rights

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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