- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Women's rights

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Your future.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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