What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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TOBUSCUS

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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cancer

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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