Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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purple pickles

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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fduck

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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