Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Your wife died during the delivery.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

"knock knock" "Come in"

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I'm 4 and what is this?

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

My penis is big... not.

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