- Anti Joke

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

you know whats funny... nothing.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet