Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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President Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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