- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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