So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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im watching you..

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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