what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

i love to lick...

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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