what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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9/11.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Anti Joke

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