black people are white when i use night gogles

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

HEY!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What's big and white?

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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