Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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An Artic Storm.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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this is not a joke. jks

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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Anti Joke

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