I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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