What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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