- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

knock knock

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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