- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

You and your parents are going to die today

poop

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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