What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

An Artic Storm.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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