I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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i have a christmas tree.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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irish wristwatch JLR

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