- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beka has AIDS

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Women's Rights

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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