- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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