- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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