What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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oooh look a banshee

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Hahaha

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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