Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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