Moo! I'm a goat!

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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