Hey how is your wife and my kids

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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