What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Womens rights !

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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