- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Womens rights !

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

heyy emit chase wazzup

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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