- Anti Joke

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer