How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Safe sex MR

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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