Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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