- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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