MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the woman?

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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you...

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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all jokes aside...

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The Christian Bible.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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