- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Butt poop.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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