Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

knock knock

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Womens rights !

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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