What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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