An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Please? No.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

this is not a joke.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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