What is yellow and corny? Corn.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

knock knock? come in

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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