How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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