- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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