- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

this is not a joke.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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