- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

purple pickles

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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