- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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