- Anti Joke

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

a horse walks into a blender ow

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

a man walked into a bar....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?