Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Your Mom!!!

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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