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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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