- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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