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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Do u take sugar?

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

r u smart..... or ur black

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

JUST KIDDING^

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

E= McVagina

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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