- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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