- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

The jets are a good team..

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

suck my balls mr.garison

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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