Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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