Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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