- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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