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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Your Mom!!!

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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