A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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