- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

William wright is Gay

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

GONNA

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Safe sex MR

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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