- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

neil likes pube toast

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

a man walked into a bar....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?