Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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hi bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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