- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Pineapple.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A man makes a sandwich.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

A man killed himself.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

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