whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sarah Palin

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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