- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Donald Trump

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

CRY

A ginger was with his friends

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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