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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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