How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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shut up iggy

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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THE END.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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