What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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kesha is a virgin.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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