- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

CRY

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Donald Trump

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.